Thank you JD and Tay - LOVE you girl and YES We’re going to bounce around together one day!! ((((hug)))) kisses XoXo

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Rules For Attracting Girls - It’s No Thong Thursday!!

Some men just don’t know what to do to attract girls, I completely understand this. I see it everywhere I go. It’s a very common situation. Here are a few suggestions of mine I always tell guys…

Personal Hygiene – I can’t tell you how mega important this really is. Have you washed lately? Do you use deodorant? Have you gotten a hair cut in the last decade? Does your shirt have stains on it? Have your clothes gone through the laundry at least once in the past two weeks?

It sounds like I’m joking, but I’m not. You expect a woman to take care of herself, right! So why won’t you? Wash (every day, at least twice and three times a day if you workout), do laundry or have it done for you (at least once a week), use deodorant (every day and reapply after each time you wash and especially after your post gym shower), cut your hair (yes, even if you’re growing it out long it can still use some care) and get some new clothes, if your current ones are (unfashionably) torn or stained. Guys, these things are NOT optional!!

Appearance – This is the next step beyond hygiene. Think to yourself, aren’t you attracted to girls who look good? Do you think girls don’t feel the same? Sure, standards are different from men to women, but they are NOT that different. Invest a little bit in exercise, proper eating and good clothes and you’ll see great results. A bonus Tip – Invite a female friend to go shopping with you. She’ll tell you exactly what you look good in and what you don’t.

Lying – This should be rule #1 - but I make it number three because you need to look and smell good to even get this far, so it is rule #3. Just don’t do this. It’s obvious and it will get you in trouble. If you are just looking to have sex, don’t tell a girl you’re interested in a relationship. Scamming girls, only works in the movies, or on girls young enough to send you to jail if you mess with them. 

If you are only interested in sex, and there is nothing wrong with that, then go to places where you’re likely to meet girls with a similar interest. For example, most night clubs have a good amount of women who are not really looking for any long and committed relationship (or at least open to the idea of something more short term).  Go to those clubs and be honest. While it’s probably a bad idea to walk up to someone with the line “nice shoes, wanna fuck?” you’ll probably get a better success rate with that one than with some elaborate profile on match.com where you describe your longing for moonlit walks on the beach! Gag!!

Location, Location, Location – Speaking of night clubs, I can’t tell you how many frustrated men I’ve talked to who are bitter about “I never find any girls”. When I ask them “where are you looking?” I get more silly replies than I can even count! The trick is knowing where to go. Here are a few places that work quite well no matter where you are located.

Dance clubs – There are almost always more women than men at these places and they’re all ready and willing to get up close and personal. If you’re shy about your moves on the dance floor, get over it!

Fitness classes – No, not the gym, I mean classes like yoga, aerobics, dance and more. These classes are a lot harder than you imagine so you’ll get a great workout in the process. Try Bikram yoga if you’re willing to sweat for your sex.

Other classes – You can meet some wonderful girls at computer science classes of all places but there’s a whole range of other classes you can take as well. I’m sure there are a wide range of things that you would find interesting if you just looked.

Volunteering – There’s nothing like helping others! Building shelters for orphaned pets can offer many opportunities to really get to know someone, and get in her pants! :)

By the way, please refer to rule #3 for all of these. If you’re just going to go because you want to meet women then you’re going to fail. You’re going to be the creepy guy in the back who’s staring down shirts peeking at boobs that everyone will try to avoid. With the exception of night clubs (where people go specifically to hook up) you need to be genuinely interested in the subject matter if you want to make a connection. Yes, sorry, you have to be a well rounded individual, that’s life, but hey, even if you don’t hook up at these places you’ll get some great stories to tell at the night club when you’re trying to score with that hot girl at the bar! :)

Confidence – Again, I wish I could have put this at #1 but… Still, confidence is key. Be yourself! Stop trying to impress people and just be secure in who you are. For both men and women, there is NOTHING more attractive than that!

I believe it was Morpheus in the Matrix who said “stop trying to hit me and just hit me”. Well, the same applies here (only no hitting). Stop trying and just do. Stop worrying about failure and just try. Trust me guys, you WILL fail a lot, but you’ll also succeed sometimes! :)

Finally, Learn To Flirt – Flirting is an art, but it’s an easy one to pick up. Most people like to flirt, especially when they’re looking for a connection. Having someone tell us we’re cute or attractive is fun and confidence building. So learn how to do it! Learn to smile and say something like “I love the way your hair looks” with sincerity and appeal. :)

So, there you have it. If I could summarize, it would be: Hygiene, Honesty, Confidence and Flirting. Get those things down and you’ll be surprised how much better at attracting girls you’ll be! It’s No Thong Thursday!! Kisses…

Khristy
xoxo

Be Your Own Television Naughty Girl - It’s No Thong Thursday!!

Naughty girls are legendary! Guys who have been with one practically pass out from bliss when they think and talk about the experience.

Who is a naughty girl? Any woman who wants to be one can be a naughty girl. The hibernating naughty girl is within all of us girls!

Naughty girl status is about a fearless attitude, not how much sexual experience you have or whether you wear leather and have a strap-on pointing north and ready for exploration. Guys love it when women are unbridled, uninhibited, push their own boundaries, break the rules, and ask for exactly what they fucking want! :)
 
So, what are some of the naughty girl qualities that make some women stand out? Here are a few audacious ideas for putting the naughty girl in you into play.

Be the Boss in Bed!

A wickedly naughty girl knows how to deliciously exploit the power she has over men. Tell your partner to lie down on the bed and not say a word, then use handcuffs, scarves, or a necktie to tether their hands together so they can’t touch you. If you’re not comfortable using real restraints, simply hold their hands over their head.

Next, torture your partner playfully with your teasing. Slowly kiss your way down their torso, and just as you get to their pelvis, move back up to their ears and neck.

As you tantalize them and they strain to touch you, ask them to tell you why they want you so bad? Explain that you won’t let them free until they convince you they REALLY want you.

Once they have pleaded their case, release their hands, roll onto your back, and allow them to take over. After building up the erotic anticipation, it will be like setting a windup toy loose on your body.

Hearing them describe how hot you are and how much they want to fuck you will turbo-charge your experience too! :)

Slip into a Naughty Costume!

To infuse your naughty girl sex sessions with more naughty girl attitude, sometimes all it takes is looking the part of a true naughty girl. One of the ways a naughty girl can really show off her naughtiness is by playing up different sides of her erotic naughty girl personality!

If you’re feeling like a flirty, girlie tease, put on a white cotton undie set or pale pink lingerie and pull your hair into a ponytail. Try a schoolgirl-like plaid miniskirt with an oxford shirt tied above your navel with no panties so your pussy is in view as you move around.

To become an X-rated naughty girl, wear something red or black in very sheer fabric or lace, and then add crimson lipstick and nails. Outfits not only help you get in the moment, they also give your partner or partners a visual naughty girl turn-on and inspiration they can’t fail to rise to the occasion for!

Just standing there in fuck-me fishnets and black heels may be enough, but a few teasing lines will definitely get the ball rolling. When playing the innocent naughty girl, say it’s your first time for being such a naughty girl, and ask your partner or partners what you should do.

As a naughty girl seductress, whisper all of the different ways and places you want to touch your partner or partners. Be VERY naughty as you whisper your desires and watch the responses!

Learn to Talk Dirty if you don’t already know this Skill!!

Moans and sighs (Oh! Oh!) are easy. It’s the dirty girl dialogue that really puts a triple-X stamp on your naughty girl sex sessions. Talking dirty heightens the whole experience, keeps you both present, and turns you on even more. Plus, men actually like being told what to do in bed because it helps them get it right! Most girls love to be talked to really dirty too!

First, tell your partner or partners how fucking great they feel. If you’re tongue-tied or shy… try no-fail lines like - You feel so/You make me [adjective], - I love it when you [verb] my [body part]. Then you’re set to show them the way to send you soaring, with something like, - Oooh fuck, I’m almost there. I need your [noun] on my [body part], just like this!! FUCK!!! :)

Watch Yourselves Having Sex!

Body confidence and carnal curiosity are key traits of a naughty girl or any sex goddess, and both are on full display when you make a sex tape. Seeing yourselves fucking and sucking gives you a voyeuristic thrill, almost as though you’re peeping into your own bedroom… you naughty girl! :)

It feels taboo. You also get to see how your partner or partners are responding and how you look when you’re getting off. If you’re worried about having yourself on film, skip the tape and just hook the video camera directly up to a television in your bedroom — without recording — and watch yourselves while you’re fucking!

Since missionary doesn’t exactly make for good TV, get into some naughty girl positions where you’re facing the camera. Go for doggie-style so you can both see the action or girl-on-top so you can watch exactly how you move.

Definitely get shots exchanging oral sex so you can see the orgasmic effect you have giving and receiving! Above all, be your own Television naughty girl - It’s No Thong Thursday!! Kisses…

Khristy
xoxo

Stop Hating And Love One Another!! It’s No Thong Thursday!!

In the world today, a series of groups, organizations, and individuals have been determined to deny the truths of human equality and liberty. They seek to claim their race, national origin, religion, gender, or other identity somehow allows them to have superiority over all other people.

Others claim we should not be talking about liberty and freedom because such inalienable human rights are offensive to some people. Today, a huge step was taken by President of the United States, Barack Obama, on behalf of not only Americans, but all citizens of the world rejecting these claims by supremacists and their apologists, as we view human equality and liberty as truths that we hold self-evident, truths that we must all share, truths that we must defend, and truths that humanity must embrace for peace and harmony to exist in the world!

In America, “we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” This is not a question! This is not an opinion! This is a declaration of inalienable truths for all humanity – men and women of every kind imaginable. It is also a declaration of the basis for the identity of America and all of the world itself!

These truths are not confined merely to America’s borders or to American citizens. We view these as universal truths for all of humanity. The United Nations’ Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR) states that “the equal and inalienable rights of all members of the human family is the foundation of freedom, justice and peace in the world,” and that “all human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.”

Universal truths are truths for everyone. Equality and liberty are objective human rights, not subjective opinions. Therefore when we defend the truths of human equality and liberty, we must defend such truths for everyone – not just who we like or who are like us. The truths of such human rights of equality and liberty are not negotiable for countries, states, cities, or people who want some people to have different human rights than others. Universal truths are not an option for some, but not for others. Universal truths apply to everyone. Universal truths are not relativist, they are absolute!

The objective nature of human equality and liberty as truths is a concept that we must defend. They are truths that must be universally understood. We can’t accept the unnatural concept that different nations, different organizations, and people of different races and religions, can choose to determine whether the objective human rights of equality and liberty apply to humanity or not.

When we seek to find a direction and use a compass, the compass points to the directions of north, south, east, or west – regardless of where you are on Earth. We don’t have different compasses for different parts of the world – but the same compass works everywhere – drawing on the natural magnetic fields of the Earth itself.

Similarly, the natural laws of equality and liberty draw upon the inherent rights of humanity itself. It makes no more sense to deny that north is north or south is south than it does to deny that all men and women are created equal. We don’t need so-called “experts” to tell us either. We just need to accept and defend the universal truths for all of humanity.

All men and women are created equal – not all cultures are created equal. Respecting diversity does not mean respecting hate and oppression. The culture of racial supremacism, the culture of totalitarianism, the culture of religious supremacism — these cultures are not the cultures that we must defend in seeking diversity. Cultures that defy the natural laws of human equality and liberty do not seek diversity; they seek destruction of our human rights.

Our priority must be for a UNIVERSAL culture of human equality and liberty. It is our universal culture of such inalienable freedoms that binds us together as humanity. Marriage for everyone must now enter the universal culture of human equality and liberty! Stop hating and Love one another!! It’s No Thong Thursday!! Kisses…

Khristy

xoxo

Not at all. I’ve kept a diary all my sexual life. I know exactly. That’s one thing I hate… wondering about something I’ve done… I take notes and keep great records!! :)

No I haven’t. Aren’t sunglasses a sun-hat and sandals enough?? ;)

I usually have some type of top on plus I actually wear a special bra made for sleeping… I never wear bottoms though!! :) A girl has to always be ready you know!! :P

OH absolutely NOT!!! Every cock is different… the way they feel entering you, the width and length are also factors yes, but there are a lot of differences in things like curves for example. Some curve up some down and some to the right and some to the left and they all touch you inside in an entirely different way. They all feel quite different and they certainly all feel different in your mouth too by the way, and remember - just like different sex toys feel different… each cock is unique!! :)

Well I’m assuming you mean to have sex… since you didn’t really say get in the mood for what… I usually don’t have to “get in the mood” I’m really easily aroused. Everything seems sexual to me in some way - I’m usually the one fighting urges that CUM up at the least appropriate time. However, if I do need to get in the mood - all I have to do is think about certain girlfriends of mine and I’m there pretty fast!! :)

Absolutely I do!! :P

No it’s doesn’t hurt, at least I didn’t think so. It has a ticklish tingling sort of feeling to me. It did take quite a few months to complete since I did my entire body except for my head of course. It was expensive but it was the best money I’ve ever spent! I also think the technology is better now too. I recommend anyone wanting to do it to do it - you’ll love never dealing with hair again! :)

Be A Dirty Talking, Dirty Acting Man - It’s No Thong Thursday!!

Guys… no matter what you believe think or feel, I am here to tell you this one HUGE fact! Sex is 80% mental. It is the reason why you need to mentally stimulate a woman, as much of the time outside of sex, as well as during sex, as you can! How do you do this? By talking dirty as you’re doing dirty things to her. Now, you can do this in various ways, but above all, be creative, be sexy, and develop a sophisticated, classy, dirty vocabulary!

Before dirty talk, there is one skill you must develop. You MUST learn to eat pussy, and eat it well. Next to your dirty vocabulary, eating pussy is a skill everyone needs to know well if you’re going to fuck any woman and fuck her unforgettably!

Women like such a wide variety when it comes to eating pussy, it’s imperative you master this art as best as humanly possible. The very best way to know what a woman wants when you eat her pussy, is to ask her what she likes… Do this… While, You Are EATING Her!!

Another very important aspect, not done enough by most guys, is to smell the woman’s pussy you’re eating. Slowly rub your nose and your whole face all over her pussy. Do it like you simply can’t control yourself! After a while, trust me, you won’t be able to control yourself. Pussy is that powerful and stimulating!!

Make sure you have vaginal juices covering your entire face. Make sure she can smell herself all over your face. Women LOVE it when you smell their pussy, and they love it when they smell themselves all over you… especially when they kiss you!

Make sure those kisses smell and taste like pussy! Oh, and don’t forget to slather those pussy juices over her neck, hair, ears, and especially her asshole. It’s something most women will totally LOVE!

Licking the asshole is a much different concept than licking the pussy. The clitoris is very sensitive. The asshole… not so much. Hence, you need to eat and lick the asshole as if there’s no tomorrow.

Get in there with both hands, open her butt cheeks, smell it, lick it, tell her that you LOVE licking her asshole. Tell her how great she tastes! Tell her what a beautiful asshole she has, then plunge your tongue as deep into her asshole as you can… and SUCK! She’ll respond, trust me!!

So, now you’ve learned about licking her pussy (by following her instructions and by smelling it like an animal) and her asshole (by licking it and smelling it like a maniac), It’s time for some Dirty Talk!

The dirty talk is the most crucial part of sex. How you stimulate a woman mentally is more important than how you stimulate her physically.

In my experience, some of the best dirty talk men do, takes place when they are fucking a girl from behind. I think this is because they can’t see the girl’s face. This makes most men feel more comfortable saying nasty things, and it’s also a position where the man is in control and the woman is in a submissive position.

For dirty talk to work best, it needs to be as natural as possible. Start slow. Don’t call her a whore or anything disrespectful. That type of language can come later, after you’ve developed some degree of sexual relationship. Tell her she’s been a bad girl. Tell her that her pussy belongs to you. Tell her she tastes and smells fucking FANTASTIC when you eat her. Be in control verbally. Keep it simple. Keep it light. Take over. Be a dirty talking, dirty acting man. It’s No Thong Thursday!! Kisses…

Khristy
xoxo

Thank you, but the guys I do fuck are not lucky - they are selected for various reasons. They might feel lucky in some way - but all guys are lucky to have women in the world in my opinion!! I think we women are pretty special!! *Tooting my woman’s Horn!!*

YES, of course!!! I actually can’t even believe someone asked me this LOL

No, I truly LOVE to fuck! I couldn’t pretend to love something so wonderful as fucking. To me, fucking is the most awesomely wonderful activity humans can do and it’s a shame how kooks of ALL types try to vilify the most natural of all human qualities! As I say on Twitter all the time…I want people to FUCK a LOT more!! We need a Lot less stress in the world & if you’re fucking U can’t be worried about other crap! So, people…. let’s ALL - FUCK MORE!!!